Relatively Speaking

a hermit's dream, a mother's nightmare...

Relatively Speaking

The Eaton Household's Finest Newspaper

...the leaders in trash talk and juvenile corruption for more than 25 years

FROM THE DESK OF THE EDITOR:

Star Date: March 6, 2004. I was sitting at my desk pondering what the future of this website might hold. Could it be fame? Fortune? An extremely out of date and useless website that no one visits? Who knows. What I do know is that the next issue of Relatively Speaking is on its way. Fear not, faithful followers, there's always an issue in progress. The release date is currently unknown, but it is expected that it will be completed when or before hell freezes over and pigs learn how to fly.

Hugs and Kisses,

S. A. Nelson
Editor-In-Chief Relatively Speaking, A Subsidiary of RelSpeak Corporation

PUBLIC REACTION TO RS ONLINE:

"I hope your dot-com group doesn't go down in flames as so many have! -Alan Nelson

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